I've kept every page short because I know you have a terrible attention problem and you can't read anything much at the best of times, but you know this is about gambling so you are invested in it by page 3, and now I have to convince you to get to page 4 before I lose you. Oy, you still there? Good!
Ok, so I mentioned earlier this won't be useful for everyone, but I wan't to define that a little better now. What I've done is discovered a set of foolproof methods that mean I never lose at the casino (overall) and it works amazingly well for me. So well that my wife even approves. So well that I go to Las Vegas perhaps 5 or 6 times a year basically for free. So well I take the kids in the summer and then again in the winter and they love it and can't wait to go back. In fact, probably my second favorite trip ever was a week in Vegas with my 14 year old son. We spent one night free at The Linq, 3 nights free at The MGM (they gave me $50 free play and $50 food credit) and then 3 Free nights at The Wynn (they gave me $400 free play and that was the second time they had given me free room plus $400 freeplay). We saw five shows, ate an incredible amount of food, and I am being 100% honest when I tell you I went on that trip with $200 in my pocket and should have come back with most of it except I got a little too excited on my last night and wanted to carry on gambling long after I should have gone to bed. (No one's completely perfect are they!)
I've lost my thread. Let me get back to the point. So, this "system" works for me for a number of reasons. Firstly I live in California near a Harrahs Casino. Secondly I live near enough to Las Vegas to drive there with my wife or kids, or fly there in 45 minutes if I'm going alone (because its cheaper to drive if more than one of you are going obviously, and if I'm going with someone else then it'll be an action packed trip and I'll need the car to get around. If I go by myself I won't in all likelihood leave whatever casino I'm in.)
Ok, so first of all if you live outside of the US of A then a great deal of my blog will not be for you. However, some still will, so I apologize for making you read through stuff that won't be beneficial to you, but there'll be enough in there to hopefully make the read worthwhile overall anyway. Next, if you live in the middle of nowhere, in a state that doesn't have an Indian Reservation in it and if your wife is a devout Mormom, then Oy Vay, what are you doing brother? Again, I don't think you'll get much out of this blog either. But have a Blessed Day nonetheless. But if you live within spitting distance of a casino, if your spouse lets you go there perhaps once a week, or worse if she goes with you (that is NOT fun in my opinion, but to each their own!) and if you are allowed to visit Vegas alone or with "the boys" every so often (what kind of wife do you have? Answer: A VERY trusting one like I have, or one that really wants you out of sight for a while, so she can get her mojo on, sipping gin and tonics by the pool without you annoying her - I know that type, and good luck to you my friend) then this blog will really be for you.
Dammit, I lost the thread again. So, you get my point I hope. You will make the absolute most of this blog if:
1. You frequently go to a local casino.
2. That casino is preferably linked to a chain in Las Vegas (very useful, but not essential).
3. That you vacation or otherwise visit Las Vegas every so often (should be twice a year or more to maximize various benefits).
4. You play SLOTS. If you play table games. poker, roulette or blackjack then the calculations are WAY off. I'll explain how to get the most out of the house anyway, but trust me for comps there is NOTHING like playing slots.
5. You have some money, but not millions. At least not so much that you've stopped caring about getting shit for free, working the system, losing without losing, or actually winning. I have friends that go to Vegas just so they can drink like fish without their wives being around, or just go for poker tourneys, or go with their wives for romantic weekends. Well good for you, You can all stop reading. No, I'm joking, you'll get something useful out of this too.
Now, don't worry, I'm not JUST going to tell you to join the players club and put your card in the machine and that's the whole story. No no no! There's so much more to tell you. So, now, go outside and light up a cigarette (I know you smoke still) and when you come back we'll make a start on how I never EVER lose at the casino, and how you can do it too.
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